Preacher-in-progress on the Prowl-Does that sound dirty

So I haven't written in about two years and I feel like I should update you on what is going on in my life. I have officially left Bahrain and am now in seminary-about to finish my first year. I just thought I would write and tell you that contrary to popular belief seminary is NOT the place to find a husband or pick up men-if I want to continue to be scandalous on this post. All the men here are either married, engaged, close to being engaged, or just bit special in their own way that really doesn't fit with my bit of special.

Thus, to those of you who thought I would find a husband in Bahrain-HA! I fooled you I didn't and for those of you who were sooo sure that I would then HAVE to find one in Seminary-because all good Christian boys are at seminary-HA! Not so again! Plus when we get to seminary we are shown a lovely video that tells us that we are not able to date anyone in our congregation-so there is another road block in my meeting and settling down with husband! It was joked earlier on with a friend/roommate/sanity stabilizer/shrink/just about anything I need person that we should look at our churches and look for the single guys for each other and that way break that not dating in the congregation. However at her church the only single people left would be okay if you want to go out with grandpa. Then there is my church which is huge where I work with the youth-and we are not cougars or interested in break the law and moral guidelines.

Another thing working against us is the fact that the only way to meet men is at bars-yeah that story about the preacher, the rabbi, and priest-does not work for our congregations-bad image I think. Plus what kind of men are we going to find there? Not the kind that would be interested in church and a long term relationship-might be a good idea for evaguzlisim but not really for finding a husband.

Anyway this blog will now be dedicated for the telling of what it is like to be a single female in the seminary world. It will be heart breaking and deliciously hilarious! I hope if anyone reads this they find it funny anyway-if there ever comes anyone to read this humble-but fabulous blog!